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Is there a flaw?

(by: MaddMaxx)

You have got to admire the people of Israel. They took the country they wanted, and as small as it is, have kept it from several countries 20 times their size. They carry a big stick, and use it too. I have an idea on how to capitalize on this. I am sure there is a flaw in my plan, but i can't find it.

1. Everyone around the world hates us. Ok fine. I say we pick up all our cool weapons and equipment and pull out. Every base in every country around the world. Just leave. Not without taking our weapons though and making sure that the air strips are of no use to anyone. Bring all our troops from all over the world back home.

2. Scoop up our friends in Israel, all of them like it or not. We won't be in that part of the world so we can't help them and we can't leave them alone. So we take them with us. What pray tell do we do with them? Put them in Mexico. They like to kick ass on locals, ok they can kick mexican ass all day, those that don't flee to the USA.

3. Our Israeli friends are sitting on the only piece of land in the middle east that isn't spewing oil, well here is 10 times more of the same. Since the Israelis have no problem righting any wrongs, they can take their pick from Canada, Central America and South America to choose from, all of whom have gotten some sort of aid from us and don't like us. This will keep us from looking like vengeful people, and of course we would come to the aid of our Israeli friends, not that they would need it.

4. Take all the troops and put them on our borders. Our navy in OUR waters, except those submarines. The rest of the world would turn on each other and be begging for our help in no time. The answer would of course be, submit to our greatness, make us world ruler, or we won't lift a finger to help you. I think it would take a while, but they would eventually submit.


 

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Ozzfest 2007

(by: KJK)

Ozzfest 2007 was, in my mind, a disaster.

The Oz was looking old and fat. At several points he had to stop and remember lyrics. He was eventually helped off stage and the program mercifully cut short.

This should probably be the last one, for the sake of preservation of the master at least.

The man did his old stuff which was great because I am not a fan of the new, however, it appeared to upset lots of the crowd who evidently came to hear some of the new stuff live.

It brings to close an era of our music history. I will miss it, but at the cost of it becoming less than spectacular, I'll live.


 

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(by: Audra Kelley)

Q: My parents have been married for 34 years. My dad is not my dad but has treated all of us just the same as our one sister that is his. My grandmother recently passed away and left my mom a considerable fortune. This prompted mom to kick dad out and seek the joys of younger men. Dad even let her take everything leaving him completely without. He did'nt fight or anything. We all confronted her and she states that she just wants to enjoy the rest of her life and dad was just getting old. He now lives alone in a rent house with very little. It makes me cry.

A: Dad got screwed. I say this because you did not mention that he cheated or beat her or anything like that. Unfortunately, as I see it, there is nothing that can be done if he is willing to let it happen. Unless he is mentally ill so that you can take over for him, he is his own man and has let her win for his own reasons. More and more we see this happening as people finish raising their kids, one cheats on the other, or they just grow apart. Remain close to your dad, and be the daughter, and friend his wife could not.


 

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(by: Kay Houghton)

We have all seen them, the channels that are geared toward the lady of the house, Lifetime, Oxygen, etc. The ones who essentially ended the careers of, or at the very least type cast, Valerie Bertinelli, Lindsey Wagner, Farrah Fawcett and a few others. Entertaining to some but...

What are they telling the girls in the home? That daddy is a pervert? That all men will eventually drink and beat you? That killing is ok if you are a woman pushed beyond the brink? Does this concern anyone else? Many of my own friends are hooked and even believe some of the psycho tripe put out by these "B" movies.

I realize these actresses have to work, but could'nt Jo Polnachek still be tough in the cute way she was on the Facts of Life without having to kill a man in order to make a point? There are some bad men out there and plenty of women whose bad luck it is to have a nack for hooking up with them, but it is a small handful and should not reflect on the rest.


 

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Have you heard this one?

(by: Jolly Roger)

A blonde was driving home when a guy pulled her over. The guy says, “Get out of the car and stand in this circle or something awful is going to happen to you.” So, while the blonde is standing in the circle the guy is going through her car and transporting it to his car. Then the blonde started laughing hysterically. The guy asks, "Why are you laughing? The blonde ignores him and he says, “Whatever…” and continues to rob her car. The blonde starts laughing again. "Why R U laughing again!" She again ignores him. Then just as the guy is about to drive away, the blonde starts laughing a third time.

"Ok… that’s it… What’s your problem,” the guy shouts???

"Well, the blonde says, “When you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times!

 

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(by: Rok-n-G)

Q: Before the Carpenters hit it big in the 70s, Karen, like the rest of the band, had to work for a living. What instrument did she play?

A: Before she became a singer only, she was the drummer.



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